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TrueShuffle. Because someone, somewhere, insisted.
MusicBee TrueShuffle
MusicBee TrueShuffle
The world's most unnecessarily dedicated randomness engine for MusicBee.
Experience the kind of shuffle that makes you say,
"Oh. Okay. I guess that's random."
(We don't know why you would, but the button is here.)
What Is MusicBee TrueShuffle?
MusicBee TrueShuffle is a plugin engineered to deliver "true randomness" to your MusicBee library. This means it selects songs without preference, emotion, or mercy. It does not care what you want. It does not care what you expect. It cares only about the purity of the algorithm.
This is not just shuffle.
This is shuffle with a mission — a mission no one asked for.
Why True Randomness?
Because the default shuffle sometimes repeats a song.
And for some people, that is apparently unacceptable.
MusicBee TrueShuffle resolves this the only way it knows how: by ignoring your preferences entirely. Fair? Yes. Enjoyable? That's your problem.
Key Features
Entropy Engine
A term we invented to sound important. It picks songs randomly. That's it.
Controlled Chaos Mode
Chaos, but with a reassuring name.
Zero Settings
You cannot configure randomness. You must simply accept it.
Guilt-Free Listening
Finally hear that one song you downloaded ironically in 2009. The algorithm will not judge you. We might.
Library Archaeology
Rediscover tracks buried so deep in your collection they've developed their own ecosystem.
No Skip Bias
The plugin does not remember that you skipped this song 47 times. It simply does not care.
Mathematically Indifferent
The algorithm does not care about your mood, your day, or your emotional arc. It is numbers.
Persistent Progress
Progress survives restarts, updates, and existential doubt.
Algorithmic Amnesia
Every shuffle is a fresh start. The plugin holds no grudges and learns nothing.
Who Is This For?
- People who have complained about shuffle before.
- People who use the word "entropy" in casual conversation.
- People who want to hear their entire library, even the songs they regret downloading.
- People who need closure.
- Literally anyone with a large music collection and too much time to think about shuffle fairness.
User Testimonials
"It sure does shuffle."
"I installed MusicBee TrueShuffle because the default shuffle repeated a song once. Now I hear tracks I didn't know I owned. I'm scared, but in a good way."
"My playlist feels... impartial."
"Before this plugin, I thought randomness was simple. Now I understand it is a cold, uncaring force that respects no genre boundaries. Thanks, I guess."
"Finally, justice."
"For years, my obscure Icelandic throat-singing tracks were ignored. Now they play constantly. I regret everything."
"My life is worse, but my shuffle is better."
"MusicBee TrueShuffle has not improved my relationships, career, or emotional stability. But my playlists? Flawless."
"Pure chaos. Love it."
"I hit play and got a Gregorian chant followed by death metal. I feel like the plugin is trying to tell me something, but I don't speak entropy."
Known Issues
The plugin is too random.
The plugin is not random enough.
The plugin exposes your questionable music taste.
The plugin does not respond to emotional manipulation.
The settings page contains no settings.
The plugin may cause introspection.
The plugin cannot fix your life.
All issues are functioning as intended.
About the Developer
The developer of MusicBee TrueShuffle is a person who looked at MusicBee's shuffle, sighed deeply, and decided to intervene. Instead of ignoring the problem like a normal human, they built an entropy engine with the seriousness of someone defusing a bomb.
They do not seek praise.
They do not seek recognition.
They seek only a world where shuffle means shuffle.
This is their legacy.
We apologize on their behalf.
Changelog
v1.4.0 — "Statistically Speaking, This Shouldn't Exist"
- Improved randomness.
- Reduced meaning.
- Increased existential dread.
v1.3.2 — "The Update That Changes Nothing"
- Adjusted a number.
- No one noticed.
v1.0.0 — "The Beginning of the End"
- Initial release.
- Regret ensued.
Our Commitment
We are committed to maintaining an algorithm that treats all songs equally, regardless of how much you wish it wouldn't.
Future improvements may include:
- More randomness (if mathematically possible).
- Fewer emotions.
- Additional existential features.
We will not rest until every track has had its turn. And then we will rest, because this is exhausting.
Support
If you experience issues, please consult our troubleshooting guide, which will not help you but will validate your confusion.
If the problem persists, consider taking a walk.
Download MusicBee TrueShuffle
Install the plugin that boldly asks:
"What if shuffle... but serious?"
(Again, we don't know why you would.)
MusicBee TrueShuffle